Violence Could Be the Answer

I want to start this post by writing a short letter to the Man.

The Man,

I am writing to inform you that if your testicles are lonely, my foot would be more than happy to provide them company along with the elements of speed, force and repetition.

Sincerely,

Me

I attended my first college class for the semester yesterday, and I have to say that it was a huge waste of time. It was a scheduled 2 1/2 hour class and yet, we spent a total of 45 minutes in the class. We were able to cover our name, if we were a graduate or undergraduate, and then reviewed the syllabus. A syllabus, I may add, that I had read myself 2 hours beforehand online when the teacher posted it. But, that is okay, I guess not everyone has learned how to read before college, and we need an instructor to waste our time to tell us what the words mean in their little handout. Seriously, I could have sent photo identification and a brief statement saying that I was a graduate student.

Thanks Man, for wasting my time and my money. Great education we have in this country.

Cheers.